acquaintedwithrask:

virgoassbitch:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

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I was having a good day.  We were all having a good day.

(Source: reddit.com, via teenytigress)

papatulus:

sundial911:

papatulus:

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

(via setheverman)

Someone: Are you okay?
Me, sighing dramatically, holding a hand to my forehead, staring into the distance with suffering eyes, clearly trying to get attention: Why would you assume that I'm not okay?
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